April 25 - Gotta say it was a good day

Just wakin' up in the mornin', gotta thank God

I don't know, but today seems kinda odd

No barkin' from the Pack, no smug
And wifey had coffee ready in my fave Yeti mug
I got my caff on, but didn't tweak out

Finally got a call from same girl, I wanna dig out

Hooked it up for later as I hit the door

Thinkin', "Will the Vikes have 2 by 24?"

I gotta go 'cause I got me a top job
And as I hit the door, I can start 4x4 with my key fob
Had to stop at a red light

Lookin' in my mirror, not a wack driver in sight

And everything is alright

I got a beep from wifey, and she can do it all night

Called up nobody, talking to only myself and all

"Which QB are the Vikes gettin at all?"

Get me on the Tube and I'm trouble

Spent $7 but the joke lost in the bubble

Freakin' commenters goin on in every way
I can't believe today was a good day

Pulled off the top of my favorite pint
Didn't even get no static from wife bout the diet
'Cause just yesterday the scale tried to blast me

Saw the number and my flab rolled right with me

No flexin', didn't even look in a neighbor's direction as I ran the intersection

Went to Musk's house, they was yapping about Finger Polish Williams
What's the haps on the Pats?

Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em

Give what they want so Kwesi can get the quarterback before four, didn't, great
4-11, 4-11, why dafrick Penix go at eight
Kwesi picked up the draft flow

Then he played Sean Peyton, KOC yellin', "JJ to go"

Plus, nobody I know got what they wanted in Colorado
Today was a good day

Left my homie's Tube (word)

Texted my girl it's 11, get home you in 11th grade

It's ironic, she's good, but with brain farts iconic

The Viking don't need Kurt Cousins
Time back to the big fat fanny

Pulled out the jammy to cuddle up to 23
And Ted & Drew runs deep, so deep

Their bad jokes so bad made my wifey weep
Went away before round 1 was done

She didn't hesitate to call Skol Troll a top moron
Didn't know about the 7 so there was no blastin'

Took another sip of the water, wanted beer but the diet still gotta
I was glad everything had worked out

Watched her butt and then vegged out

Today was like one of those fly dreams

Didn't even see a trade up to the high teens
No expectation for another draft murder

Bout nine in the evening, got the freak rusher
Started me dancing like Super Bowler Usher
And it ended with me getting a limp
Fat as hell but no throwin' up

Past halfway home and Vikings Twitter is blowin' up

And the Packers top guy was only OK
I gotta say it was a good day