Sad news from the Championship Mindset Club
Oct 26, 2023 18:31:21 GMT -6
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Post by Oracle Bone Diviner on Oct 26, 2023 18:31:21 GMT -6
I'm terribly sorry to have to report this, but the Board of Directors at the Championship Mindset Club has held a special meeting and private vote, and reluctantly decided that the Founder and Chief Executive Officer's recent behavior can not be tolerated.
CEO Reignman had a good run, and his heart was in the right place when he started the Club that stood for NOT being content with mediocrity. We still believe in the righteousness of that worthy cause, but the pressure of being a Vikings fan can get the best of even the most stoic of statisticians and it has gotten the better of him. His latest incoherent babbling about tanking to victory means the Board can no longer stand idly by and let him besmirch the good name of the Championship Mindset Club. He is obviously a few beads short of an abacus. Our loyalty must always be to the minority of fans who believe that championships are the goal and that we must achieve them by ethical means, good sportsmanship and learning to win.
The Board has asked me to serve as interim CEO until we find a new CEO and we agreed en banc to change the name to the Championship Mindset Movement (CMM). "Club" was too static, like the Vikings year after year it never changed. And that once respected name has now been sullied and stained; No we need movement and we must move on. We must always strive to move forward and upward, and never let the misguided notion that getting worse somehow makes you better enter our heads. One can not be a winner when they are a loser, and we want wins. Someday, with right thinking and the right attitude, and being utterly intolerant of mediocrity, we will have that full trophy case.
Long Live the Championship Mindset Movement!