Post by Minniman on Jul 31, 2017 17:25:24 GMT -6
Brett Favre and Fran Tarkenton die in a limo accident and go to Heaven. At the Pearly Gates, St. Peter tells them that because Tarkenton is older, God will see him first.
Tarkenton mutters something about this being "incredible" and enters through the gates.
Favre waits for a while. Afterward, St. Peter tells Favre to get prepared to see God, and that Brett's turn is next. The gates open, and Favre is met by God. "Hello Brett, I have been waiting for you," Favre is told.
God takes Brett on a tour of Heaven and then shows Favre a two bedroom house with a faded Packers sign hanging from the porch, a small Vikings plaque next to the doorbell, and a Mississippi license plate on the door.
"You know, Brett," says God. "This is your own house. Most people don't get their own houses up here." Favre smiles at first, but then he notices a mansion at the top of the hill. It is a huge three story mansion with Minnesota Vikings flags lining both sides of the gold walkway and a huge Vikings banner between marble columns.
Favre says, "Hey! How come I get this little two bedroom house, and Fran Tarkenton gets a huge mansion?"
"Mr. Favre, you are mistaken," God says, "That is not Fran Tarkenton's house, it is ... mine."
Adapted from a Prairie Home Companion Joke Book by Minniman for Purple Pain
Tarkenton mutters something about this being "incredible" and enters through the gates.
Favre waits for a while. Afterward, St. Peter tells Favre to get prepared to see God, and that Brett's turn is next. The gates open, and Favre is met by God. "Hello Brett, I have been waiting for you," Favre is told.
God takes Brett on a tour of Heaven and then shows Favre a two bedroom house with a faded Packers sign hanging from the porch, a small Vikings plaque next to the doorbell, and a Mississippi license plate on the door.
"You know, Brett," says God. "This is your own house. Most people don't get their own houses up here." Favre smiles at first, but then he notices a mansion at the top of the hill. It is a huge three story mansion with Minnesota Vikings flags lining both sides of the gold walkway and a huge Vikings banner between marble columns.
Favre says, "Hey! How come I get this little two bedroom house, and Fran Tarkenton gets a huge mansion?"
"Mr. Favre, you are mistaken," God says, "That is not Fran Tarkenton's house, it is ... mine."
Adapted from a Prairie Home Companion Joke Book by Minniman for Purple Pain
... and neither is this Chris guy.