Destination Lombardiville: A Visual Aid
Jan 10, 2022 21:12:24 GMT -6
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Post by Reignman on Jan 10, 2022 21:12:24 GMT -6
There seemed to be a disconnect between the Zimmer apologists AKA the "at least we're not Detroit" AKA "be careful what you wish for" crowd, and the sane people who just want this useless franchise to win a Super Bowl someday. All efforts by the latter to explain to the former how you gotta take chances to win championships, never seemed to resonate.
So maybe a visual aid will help? I mean who doesn't love aids?
With Zimmer (and Spielman, and Cousins), we were doomed to just keep driving around in circles. That was the fear anyway, and what all the evidence suggested. Sometimes you're going to be a little closer to Lombardiville than others, and I can see how that can be enough for some of you. The party is so special even driving near it once a decade can be exciting. I mean, at least you're not lost on Detroit Drive am-I-right? Oof, that's endless road that's never going to sniff Lombardiville.
But if the goal is to actually get to Lombardiville, who cares what circle you get lost on? When you're lost, you're lost. Sure, there's a certain comfort of being on familiar roads, but at some point after passing the same 7-Eleven 61 times (darn it, I should have totally put a 7-Eleven on the aid), you just gotta take a chance and turn down one of the roads less traveled, or what's the point? Do you want to get there before the party is over or what?
Maybe you get lucky and turn down Patriots Parkway and get there sooner than you could have imagined, but even if you end up on the scenic route, at least you do get there eventually. It could even get a little bumpy at times or maybe you even run into some construction, but we're talking about the best party in town, so better late than never. Never was the road you were just on.
Lets all just hope we never end up on Jaguars Cul-De-Sac after dark. A party is the least of your concerns at that point, but hopefully the Wilf's hire a good driver this time. One that knows how to manage a GPS and isn't afraid to stop and ask for directions.
So maybe a visual aid will help? I mean who doesn't love aids?
With Zimmer (and Spielman, and Cousins), we were doomed to just keep driving around in circles. That was the fear anyway, and what all the evidence suggested. Sometimes you're going to be a little closer to Lombardiville than others, and I can see how that can be enough for some of you. The party is so special even driving near it once a decade can be exciting. I mean, at least you're not lost on Detroit Drive am-I-right?
Oof, that's endless road that's never going to sniff Lombardiville.But if the goal is to actually get to Lombardiville, who cares what circle you get lost on? When you're lost, you're lost. Sure, there's a certain comfort of being on familiar roads, but at some point after passing the same 7-Eleven 61 times (darn it, I should have totally put a 7-Eleven on the aid), you just gotta take a chance and turn down one of the roads less traveled, or what's the point? Do you want to get there before the party is over or what?
Maybe you get lucky and turn down Patriots Parkway and get there sooner than you could have imagined, but even if you end up on the scenic route, at least you do get there eventually. It could even get a little bumpy at times or maybe you even run into some construction, but we're talking about the best party in town, so better late than never. Never was the road you were just on.
Lets all just hope we never end up on Jaguars Cul-De-Sac after dark. A party is the least of your concerns at that point, but hopefully the Wilf's hire a good driver this time. One that knows how to manage a GPS and isn't afraid to stop and ask for directions.
Uh, it's spelled "aides". What you spelled is something else... 
