Enemy Fan Forums: Chicago Bears (Part Dos)

The Bears have had Five count them FIVE 3 game losing streaks this year including preseason. At the end of each of those 5 streaks the Bears have squeaked one out. I don't see things going any different this Sunday. Sure it'll be nice to see them win their last game... but I'm tired of seeing them win only 1 game a month.

At this point I'm all for a 3-13 season, but true to form they won't get that right either and they're gonna end the season 4-12... with a 1st round pick between 3rd and 6th overall.

Sorry Vikings... it's Science...

The Vikings blow and it would not surprise me in the least to see the Bears come out and play a hell of a game.

I don't know about math, science or irony but it would be par for the course of the Bears to drop 3 spots in the draft when they need a QB to win a meaningless game so they can be 1-0 for 2017.

It's neither science or math. It's the on going TREND of losing, and once in a while pulling a lucky win out if their pathetic asses.

I have no doubt we're going to f*ck this up and win.

The only science is that Minny can't pass block. They must be the worst in the league, but it's not easy to measure.

With a few beers if these guys start looking good most of us will cheer. We can't help it.

Classic battle between the moveable object and the stoppable force.

Blah. Bears win, and screw up the draft.

Vikings haven't exactly been burning things up at their new stadium this year ... I dearly want the Bears to put a final turd in their holiday stocking



with the holiday party I am going to the night before, I may not even wake up in time for kickoff, and I really won't care



but the highlights I'd like to see are :



* the idiot Viking biker mascot takes a spill in pre-game stupidity and ends up with his motorcycle handlebars so far up his ass they need to be surgically removed



* Sam Bradford throws more interceptions than TD's



* Matt Barkley throws more TD's than interceptions



* Jordan Howard gets 200 yards rushing and flips off Adrian child-abusing-butt-knob Peterson (who is held to 50 yards and gets a new knee injury)



* an hour after the game, part of the stadium roof collapses ala the Metrodome



f*ck the Vikings and their purple smurf fans



and f*ck Goon Bay and Erin Rodgers ... the sh*thead Lions need to take care of business at home and eliminate the Packers

The good thing is we always seem to have trouble in Minnesota, but I just have this weird feeling we might pull it out..and **** up our future.

Watch us win this meaningless game and drop out of the top 3...



Would be such a Bears way to end a season. Anyway, the Vikings are a weird team. Had the division in hand early on and completely fell apart. They really should've been better than a .500 team this year.

Minnesota has more of a reason to win this game than we do. They don't have their first round draft pick. I'm sure they wouldn't want to lay down for the eagles getting a better pick. The players will play the same way regardless. They all may be thinking of the offseason as players but the coaches and FO want to win this one bad.

The players never want to lay down, in any game.



The Vikings are a bad team. This will be a **** show, close loss.

We are going to win because we need to lose.

I'm confident they will squeak out a very Bears-like win in a meaningless game to drop themselves from #3 to #6 in the draft order.

Soon..it is over..



Soon..at least for this year..

Thank God this week has come.