I've Got Something To Say About That S1 V1
Aug 24, 2019 10:47:02 GMT -6
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Post by BarrNone55™ on Aug 24, 2019 10:47:02 GMT -6
Just thought I'd share some thoughts on a semi-regular basis. I've been a Vikings and NFL fan for 50+ years now. That experience provides me with, in my opinion, an interesting perspective on this team and game we love. My ramblings will cross into every day life topics as well. My hope is to entertain, inform, and maybe give you something to think about.
So, ask your doctor if "I've got something to say about that" is right for you. Don't take IGSTSAT if you are nursing or pregnant, or if you're thinking about getting pregnant, or if you are in the act of trying to get pregnant. I mean, c'mon, are you reading this while doing it? Focus! Think about her needs for once! Maybe do that thing she likes first, then satisfy your selfish needs you pig!
Don't take IGSTSAT with hallucinogenic mushrooms, because it'll make for a super trippy read. Don't operate any heavy machinery when taking IGSTSAT as the results might lead to sporadic E.D. or dry mouth. Side effects include but are not limited to giggling, nocturnal emissions, growth of a third eye, a break with reality, and a sense that you can sing better than you actually can. It's kinda like that fourth shot of tequila. You think you're invincible, but you've really not. Trust me and get down from the table before you hurt yourself.
IGSTSAT: The Vikings
It's way early, but I'm damn excited about this draft class. We really won't know what we have for another couple weeks, but the early returns are good, maybe very good. Bradbury has lived up to expectations so far. He's been as good as advertised, even with a sweaty posterior. He's a hand in glove fit and should be in the C spot for the next decade.
Alexander Mattison has the appearance of great change of pace to Dalvin Cook. I'm wondering if the offensive brain trust has visions of a Pony Express backfield. Irv Smith looks like he'll add a great deal of flexibility and the speed our other TEs lack. Oli Udoh has been dominate against the third string, he deserves a look vs. the twos. Bisi Johnson seems like a lock as the WR4. Add to this class the maturing guys of prior drafts, particularly Holmes, Hercules, and All-Vowels™, and we are in good shape.
IGSTSAT: The Short Field, eh?
So, the NFL came to the land of three downs, the 110 yard field, and goal posts in the end zone... you would think a multi billion dollar entertainment industry, that's about to bring 180 high paid performers up nort, would check the venue a week or so ahead of time...especially with all the concern over player safety...and see if that hole from the goal post was filled in properly...I mean seriously NFL, wtf?
<insert eye roll>
IGSTSAT: It's game time! Keep everyone healthy and the rest is gravy!
So, ask your doctor if "I've got something to say about that" is right for you. Don't take IGSTSAT if you are nursing or pregnant, or if you're thinking about getting pregnant, or if you are in the act of trying to get pregnant. I mean, c'mon, are you reading this while doing it? Focus! Think about her needs for once! Maybe do that thing she likes first, then satisfy your selfish needs you pig!
Don't take IGSTSAT with hallucinogenic mushrooms, because it'll make for a super trippy read. Don't operate any heavy machinery when taking IGSTSAT as the results might lead to sporadic E.D. or dry mouth. Side effects include but are not limited to giggling, nocturnal emissions, growth of a third eye, a break with reality, and a sense that you can sing better than you actually can. It's kinda like that fourth shot of tequila. You think you're invincible, but you've really not. Trust me and get down from the table before you hurt yourself.
IGSTSAT: The Vikings
It's way early, but I'm damn excited about this draft class. We really won't know what we have for another couple weeks, but the early returns are good, maybe very good. Bradbury has lived up to expectations so far. He's been as good as advertised, even with a sweaty posterior. He's a hand in glove fit and should be in the C spot for the next decade.
Alexander Mattison has the appearance of great change of pace to Dalvin Cook. I'm wondering if the offensive brain trust has visions of a Pony Express backfield. Irv Smith looks like he'll add a great deal of flexibility and the speed our other TEs lack. Oli Udoh has been dominate against the third string, he deserves a look vs. the twos. Bisi Johnson seems like a lock as the WR4. Add to this class the maturing guys of prior drafts, particularly Holmes, Hercules, and All-Vowels™, and we are in good shape.
IGSTSAT: The Short Field, eh?
So, the NFL came to the land of three downs, the 110 yard field, and goal posts in the end zone... you would think a multi billion dollar entertainment industry, that's about to bring 180 high paid performers up nort, would check the venue a week or so ahead of time...especially with all the concern over player safety...and see if that hole from the goal post was filled in properly...I mean seriously NFL, wtf?
<insert eye roll>
IGSTSAT: It's game time! Keep everyone healthy and the rest is gravy!
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... and neither is this Chris guy.