Post by Funkytown on May 19, 2019 19:44:43 GMT -6
Okay, this is nuts, but read it anyway... It's the offseason! 
[OC] JaguarGator9's Weird Stat Thread- Eurovision 2019 Edition by JaguarGator93
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Well?
Rest of this crazy awesomeness at r/nfl:
old.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/bqhsr7/oc_jaguargator9s_weird_stat_thread_eurovision/
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So, basically ... ?
Super Bowl, homeboy!
[OC] JaguarGator9's Weird Stat Thread- Eurovision 2019 Edition by JaguarGator93
I’ve watched the Eurovision Song Contest closely in each of the last four years. It helped that the first song in the contest I ever watched (the opening song in 2016) was this incredibly catchy song that might un-ironically be one of my favorite songs of all-time. And since then, I’ve been fascinated by the contest, and love watching it every year (even if this year’s contest was a bit lackluster). There have been amazing dance songs to win the contest, amazing slow songs to win the contest, and amazingly bizarre songs to win the contest.
Oh yeah… and then there’s this second place finisher from 2007 that I have to share, there’s the song that brought us Epic Sax Guy, there’s the sequel to Epic Sax Guy, there’s the time that a turkey sang on stage, and there’s quite possibly the worst voice crack of all-time. 2017 was a really fun and great year for the contest.
The Eurovision Song Contest is not only fun, but it can predict the upcoming season in the NFL. By analyzing and looking at trends from the contest, we can predict what will happen in the 2019 season. No, the thread was not perfect last year, but it got a lot of things surprisingly right. Last year, I made this thread based on the results of 2018, and the following things happened that were correctly predicted:
The Colts will not only make the playoffs, but will beat the Titans in week 17
The Ravens will make the playoffs
The Browns will win their final home game of the season, defeating the Cincinnati Bengals on 12/23
Not only will the Cowboys win the NFC East, but they’ll make it to the divisional round
The Vikings will defeat the Lions at home in week 9
In perhaps the craziest prediction that was actually correct, the Green Bay Packers will tie a game. That’s right- I correctly predicted off of the Weird Stat Thread from Eurovision that Green Bay ties a game
The Cardinals will finish in last place
The Seahawks make the playoffs
The Patriots represent the AFC in the Super Bowl (which is pretty much like a free space in Bingo at this point)
With all of that being said, it’s time to take a look at the 2019 competition and see what weird trends we can draw from that. How will this year’s Eurovision Song Contest impact the upcoming NFL season?
Oh yeah… and then there’s this second place finisher from 2007 that I have to share, there’s the song that brought us Epic Sax Guy, there’s the sequel to Epic Sax Guy, there’s the time that a turkey sang on stage, and there’s quite possibly the worst voice crack of all-time. 2017 was a really fun and great year for the contest.
The Eurovision Song Contest is not only fun, but it can predict the upcoming season in the NFL. By analyzing and looking at trends from the contest, we can predict what will happen in the 2019 season. No, the thread was not perfect last year, but it got a lot of things surprisingly right. Last year, I made this thread based on the results of 2018, and the following things happened that were correctly predicted:
The Colts will not only make the playoffs, but will beat the Titans in week 17
The Ravens will make the playoffs
The Browns will win their final home game of the season, defeating the Cincinnati Bengals on 12/23
Not only will the Cowboys win the NFC East, but they’ll make it to the divisional round
The Vikings will defeat the Lions at home in week 9
In perhaps the craziest prediction that was actually correct, the Green Bay Packers will tie a game. That’s right- I correctly predicted off of the Weird Stat Thread from Eurovision that Green Bay ties a game
The Cardinals will finish in last place
The Seahawks make the playoffs
The Patriots represent the AFC in the Super Bowl (which is pretty much like a free space in Bingo at this point)
With all of that being said, it’s time to take a look at the 2019 competition and see what weird trends we can draw from that. How will this year’s Eurovision Song Contest impact the upcoming NFL season?
...
Well?
Rest of this crazy awesomeness at r/nfl:
old.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/bqhsr7/oc_jaguargator9s_weird_stat_thread_eurovision/
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So, basically ... ?
Super Bowl, homeboy!
... and neither is this Chris guy.