SkolTroll's Power Rankings Wk 11 - Helicopter Turkey Edition

Happy Thanksgiving, especially to all of you who are justified in thinking the Vikings suck. Enjoy where I place them this week! (Again, it's mostly math, and math > feelings.)


Rk    PW Chg    Team                            Win% SOS    ST Adj  Score    Adj Reasoning/Comments

1     3     2     KC Chiefs                          800   485     100    1385     Mahomes 100

2     1     1     Philadephia Eagles             900   456     1       1357     lucky bastich

3     9     6     Dallas Cowboys                 700   534     120    1354     40 x 3 = oof

4     2    -2     SKOL VIKINGS         800   529              1329     Who burns a pumpkin pie? Regardless, I'm thankful they beat the Dolphins and Bills.

5     4    -1     Miami Dolphins                 700   525       30    1255     Still better than Bills until 12/18 matchup.

6     5    -1     Buffalo Lake Effects           700   554              1254     Beat Southeast Detroit. Round 2 in Detroit next. And don't look now, but…

7     6    -1     Baltimore Ravens              700   529              1229     Lamar > Vick, no bones about it.

8   10    2     Tennessee Titans                700   466              1166     If only the gravy ran as well as Derrick Henry.

9   13    4     Cincinnati Bengals              600   466      99     1165     Call 'em stuffing or dressing, but they're still winning.

10   7   -3     NY Giants                          700   442              1142     Vikings deserve the hate after the stinker, but it's covering for just how bad the teams from NY were.

11   8   -3     NY J-E- OH sh*t IT'S BILL  600   515              1115     I mean, a loss to the Lions at home and only putting up 3 points vs the Pats? U G L Y in NY

12 11   -1     Washington Commies         545   531              1076     Crack open another couple of Heineckes so the Commies keep 2nd rd pick and give 3rd to Colts.

13 14    1     Bill <3 NY                          600   461              1061     Dear Bill: We get it. You own them. You're the sh*tty MIL who makes a mean Thanksgiving feast for her momma's boy.

14 12   -2     Seattle Seaturduckens        600   455              1055     Media darling. SOS sucks. Bird's rep is overcooked.

15 15    0     San Fran 2nd Helpers         600   413              1013     THESE ARE MY EATING PANTS

16 19    3     Detroit Lions                      400   612              1012     They're in 2nd place in the North and gaining! *chuckles* I'm in danger!

17 16   -1     Tom Brady Buccaneers        500   481               981     Tom Brady lost a supermodel and is worse than the Lions.

18 17   -1     LA Electric Fryers                500   455               955     It's a funny name b/c they are chargers and used to be from San Diego. And it's Turkey day.

19 18   -1     Indianapolis Saturdays        409   509       -1     917     Really, Jeffrey? I'm so disappointed in you.

20 21    1     Arizona Cardinals                364   527               891     As God as my witness I thought Cardinals could fly!

21 22    1     Pittsburgh Steelers             300   584                884     In a world of AR-15's, they're a blunderbuss.

22 24    2     Atlanta Sphincterdome        455   407               862     No one ever talks about how the dome opens.

23 20   -3     Green Bay Packers     364   589     -100    853     Ayhahuasca isn't a Thanksgiving treat

24 28    4     New Orleans Saints            364   473                837     Who dem hur durrr hodor Saints?

25 23   -2     Chicago Bears                   273   540                813     No QB adjustment in the world will change this.

26 26    0     Jacksonville Jaguars           300   500                800     Urban planners everywhere rejoice at their name being slightly-less besmirched.

27 25   -2     Los Angeles Reallys?          300   485                785     Tanking harder than a Ukrainian with a John Deere. Thankful I'm not a Russian conscript.

28 30    2     Carolina Cittens                 273   482                755     It's a hard C, which is a better grade than they deserve.

29 27  -2     Denver Broncos                  300   440                740     This team can't Hackett

30 29  -1     SE Detroit Browns              300   539      -100    739     Karma

31 32   1     Las Vegas Raiders              300   422                 722     Unlike the owner's haircut, the Raiders wouldn't even be bowl eligible

32 31  -1     Houston Texans                 150   490                 640     Delayed Karma