Kirk Cousins, the Vikings, and the Dynasties of Mediocrity
Apr 1, 2022 12:35:01 GMT -6
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Post by Funkytown on Apr 1, 2022 12:35:01 GMT -6
Oh, man. Some of you are gonna love this piece from Football Outsiders.
Full read at the link:
www.footballoutsiders.com/stat-analysis/2022/kirk-cousins-vikings-and-dynasties-mediocrity
Two years ago, this website proudly ranked the top dynasties of all time, granting the modern-day New England Patriots the title of most successful era in NFL history. And there was much rejoicing.
One year ago, this website proudly ranked the top anti-dynasties of all time, granting the modern-day Cleveland Browns the title of least successful era in NFL history. And there was much rejoicing.
On this, the most foolish of Aprils, we must complete the trifecta. We are gathered here to discover the most average era of football in NFL history. The teams that could not escape the gravitational pull of .500 football. The adequate, the forgettable, the occasionally regrettable. No trophies to honor, no top draft picks to whiff on. These teams dedicated themselves to neutrality and sufficiency in ways that are awe-inspiring to witness.
And, in the modern era, that's arguably worse than just bottoming out. Theoretically, if you crash to 2-14, you should get a high draft pick to find your next franchise signal-caller or shutdown corner or what have you and be able to bounce back to contention. But if you're stuck in 8-9 or 9-8 purgatory? Sure, maybe you'll pick up a few seventh seeds here and there; everyone makes the playoffs in the modern NFL. But without a true bottoming out, teams don't get the opportunity to trigger the rebuild they desperately need to actually compete for championships. They're stuck in an endless loop of talking themselves into running things back one more time, because hey, get a ticket to the postseason and anything can happen, right? They waste far too many assets on uninspiring players, and while they remain relevant in December, they're rarely so in January.
Yes, Vikings and Colts fans, we're talking about your teams. Not just yours. But yours, for sure. Let's dig in.
One year ago, this website proudly ranked the top anti-dynasties of all time, granting the modern-day Cleveland Browns the title of least successful era in NFL history. And there was much rejoicing.
On this, the most foolish of Aprils, we must complete the trifecta. We are gathered here to discover the most average era of football in NFL history. The teams that could not escape the gravitational pull of .500 football. The adequate, the forgettable, the occasionally regrettable. No trophies to honor, no top draft picks to whiff on. These teams dedicated themselves to neutrality and sufficiency in ways that are awe-inspiring to witness.
And, in the modern era, that's arguably worse than just bottoming out. Theoretically, if you crash to 2-14, you should get a high draft pick to find your next franchise signal-caller or shutdown corner or what have you and be able to bounce back to contention. But if you're stuck in 8-9 or 9-8 purgatory? Sure, maybe you'll pick up a few seventh seeds here and there; everyone makes the playoffs in the modern NFL. But without a true bottoming out, teams don't get the opportunity to trigger the rebuild they desperately need to actually compete for championships. They're stuck in an endless loop of talking themselves into running things back one more time, because hey, get a ticket to the postseason and anything can happen, right? They waste far too many assets on uninspiring players, and while they remain relevant in December, they're rarely so in January.
Yes, Vikings and Colts fans, we're talking about your teams. Not just yours. But yours, for sure. Let's dig in.
Full read at the link:
www.footballoutsiders.com/stat-analysis/2022/kirk-cousins-vikings-and-dynasties-mediocrity
And speaking of franchises who spend a lot of time on this list and also can blame Kirk Cousins, it's the Minnesota Vikings! The Vikings' current run of blandness starts in 2014 and matches the Mike Zimmer era perfectly. They're hurt a little by some moderate success—they're 72-56-1 over the past eight years, making them more 9-7 than 8-7. They even won a couple of playoff games over the Saints! But while you haven't been able to overlook Minnesota in recent years, you also haven't really had to look to hard at them, as they keep bringing back an aging roster year after unsuccessful year. They're second only to Washington in years on this list despite only being founded in 1961; they have picked up 13 years in the 21st century alone. Enjoy that $35-million Kirk Cousins extension, boys.