Post by comet52 on Jun 29, 2020 18:28:37 GMT -6
The Vikings are in the Super Bowl next February (ok, I know, pure pipe dream but bear with me). It's the 4th quarter, 2 minutes to go and we are down 4 and need a td to take the lead and win. Kirk and the team have first and 10 at their own 25.
The sky opens up and the light of god beams down on you as you sit in your living room nervous as hell and god speaks to you: "ATTENTION VIKINGS FAN, THIS IS A ONCE IN HISTORY OFFER. YOU CAN STICK WITH KIRK COUSINS HERE, OR I WILL CHANGE REALITY SO THAT AARON RODGERS IS YOUR QB FOR THIS DRIVE. NO ONE WILL KNOW THE DIFFERENCE, BECAUSE I'LL PUT AARON'S MIND AND BODY INTO KIRK'S UNI AND MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE KIRK. AARON WILL BELIEVE HE'S A VIKING AND DO HIS BEST TO LEAD YOU TO A TD. AFTERWARDS I'LL TURN KIRK BACK INTO KIRK, SEND AARON BACK TO GREEN BAY, AND NO ONE IN THE UNIVERSE EXCEPT YOU WILL KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. MAKE YOUR CHOICE!
Then you start to tell god about all these great stats and how derp derp dorp they prove Kirk is better and yada yada and he says FORGET IT!
But I don't do that if it's me, I choose Rodgers 7 days a week and especially on Sunday. How about you, who do you choose?
The sky opens up and the light of god beams down on you as you sit in your living room nervous as hell and god speaks to you: "ATTENTION VIKINGS FAN, THIS IS A ONCE IN HISTORY OFFER. YOU CAN STICK WITH KIRK COUSINS HERE, OR I WILL CHANGE REALITY SO THAT AARON RODGERS IS YOUR QB FOR THIS DRIVE. NO ONE WILL KNOW THE DIFFERENCE, BECAUSE I'LL PUT AARON'S MIND AND BODY INTO KIRK'S UNI AND MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE KIRK. AARON WILL BELIEVE HE'S A VIKING AND DO HIS BEST TO LEAD YOU TO A TD. AFTERWARDS I'LL TURN KIRK BACK INTO KIRK, SEND AARON BACK TO GREEN BAY, AND NO ONE IN THE UNIVERSE EXCEPT YOU WILL KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. MAKE YOUR CHOICE!
Then you start to tell god about all these great stats and how derp derp dorp they prove Kirk is better and yada yada and he says FORGET IT!
But I don't do that if it's me, I choose Rodgers 7 days a week and especially on Sunday. How about you, who do you choose?