Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2018 14:27:37 GMT -6
So here's a quick summary of the coaching carousel:
Titans - Mike Vrabel
Cardinals - Steve Wilks
Bears - Matt Nagy
Raiders - Jon Gruden
Colts - (favorite) Josh McDaniels
Giants - (favorite) Pat Shurmur
Lions - (favorite) Matt Petrica
Gettleman (NYG GM): "Welcome to NY Pat, hope you had a nice trip."
Pat: "Thanks"
Gettleman: "Well, I know we've had some great talks, so it's nice to be able to say 'so long' and wish you the best face-to-face."
Pat: "Huh, what?? I though we had an understanding."
Gettleman: "Yeah, about that. Since our first interview, there have been some 'developments' that changed a few things."
Pat: "That can't be. That was just two weeks ago. All I've done in the meantime is coach eight halves of football. Didn't you see the miracle?"
Gettleman: "Yeah, we saw it, but the experts all says it was 100% due to the Saints f*ing up, so we've already forgotten about it."
Pat: "But I've been looking forward to leading the NYG the same way I've been leading the Vikings offense."
Gettleman: (taking fake phone call from secretary) "Looks like we're out of time here Pat. Again, best wishes with Case and your team going forward."