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Post by TAFKASP on Oct 22, 2019 8:39:43 GMT -6
I think someone needs to repost their theories on woofing and the football gods for the newbies...
Reignman ? Oracle Bone Diviner ? Minniman ?
Original source: The Oliver Woofing Theorem
1. What is Oliver's Woofing Theorem?
2. What is Woofing?
3. What is WEAUXfing?
4. Are there various degrees of woofing?
5. Who are the Gods of Woofing?
6. How accurate is Oliver's Woofing Theorem?
7. Last week, I saw a ton of WOOFs from fans of team A, and very little commentary from fans of Team B. Applying the theorem, one can predict victory for Team B. Yet team A won. Did Oliver's woofing theorem fail?
8. I am a big fan of the Bills, and I believe that they can go all the way. However, I keep my mouth shut. Do my mere thoughts count as a woof, and am I the reason that the Bills have lost in three consecutive Super Bowls?
9. How about private conversations, E-mail, and other non-public forms of communication?
10. Does woofing during the middle of a game count?
11. What is "reverse woofing" or "anti woofing"?
12. Does reverse woofing ever work?
13. Is it possible to retract a woof?
14. How long does a woof last?
15. Will the woofing Gods "save up" bad karma, to apply at a later date?
16. What about ambiguous woofs?
17. Is there anything that I, as a sports fan, can do to HELP my team?
If this were remotely true then the Timberwolves would not have sucked for so long as there has been no Woofing with their fans.