2019 Vikings Record against winning-losing teams
Sept 8, 2019 21:01:12 GMT -6
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Post by Oracle Bone Diviner on Sept 8, 2019 21:01:12 GMT -6
This is where I will keep track of the 2019 Vikings record against winning and losing teams for you. You're welcome. This is necessary to keep universes from colliding and silliness from triumphing over sanity. In order to keep this perfectly rational, fair and democratic, I have been voted the sole and final arbiter of whether a team has a winning record or not at any given point in time. You are welcome to argue, but it won't do any good.
This shouldn't be hard, but it is for some. I won't mention names (Raptorman, Reignman) but some people have been laboring under the weighty delusion that a team's record against winning-losing teams is calculated by looking at their records at the end of the season. I'm sure these people will show themselves.
But NonononononoNO! This is incorrect. A team's record is their record when you play them.
And now the part you've been waiting for.
The Vikings are now 1 and 0. They beat a team with no wins and no losses, no record. Nothing Atlanta does for the next 16 weeks will change that. You might be tempted to say that we beat a losing team because we beat them, and thats as close to a rational thought as you are going to come up with on this topic but you're still wrong. They didn't have a losing record until we beat them.
So Atlanta now has a losing record. We now have a winning record. Next week we play a team with a winning record.
That's all for now. You're welcome again.