Post by Reignman on Jan 8, 2017 11:58:32 GMT -6
No no no, time to re-evalute how I've been running my fanaticism. Here's how it goes. Unfortunately I'm a fan of the Vikings, nothing I can do about it now, and they choke ... they choke a lot. Most of the time they make me miserable, and because of them, I'm running out of misery to give. I've spent my lifetime allotment of misery on this sorry pack of losers, so I gotta cut back on rooting for other teams that were put on this earth merely to consume more misery. Like the Lions. Just another bunch of perennial losers. It's the only way my sanity will last. I mean I've been sitting here for 4 straight weeks hoping the Lions could win just 1 damn game, because my own useless team was doing it's usual thing, and in Vikings like fashion the Lions let me down too. Might as well call them the Detroit Vikings. So I got to watch 2 teams choke away the division to the Packers this year in epic fashion. Yay me. I blame myself. It's the Lions and I knew better. In fact I predicted their collapse 4 weeks ago, step by step. That's how much I know better.
Maybe if I become a Packers fan, they'll become the chokers in the north. It's starting to make sense to me at this point. After 30 years you start to wonder. Hmmmm, every team I root for chokes. Ahhh ha! It's so bad in fact, my brother, who is a Packers fan, banned me from becoming a Packers fan lol. Go Pack Go!
Maybe if I become a Packers fan, they'll become the chokers in the north. It's starting to make sense to me at this point. After 30 years you start to wonder. Hmmmm, every team I root for chokes. Ahhh ha! It's so bad in fact, my brother, who is a Packers fan, banned me from becoming a Packers fan lol. Go Pack Go!